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Bank of Formulas for students in Algebra, Pre-Calculus, and Calculus.

 

A Math Poem

(12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0

Or for those who have trouble with the poem:

A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,

plus three times the square root of four,

divided by seven, plus five times eleven,

equals nine squared and not a bit more.

 

Top Ten Reasons for Not Doing Your Math Homework

1.  I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames!

2.  I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.

3.  I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy all week.

4.  Galileo didn't know calculus; what do I need it for?

5.  I'm taking physics and the homework in there seemed to involve math, so I thought I could just do that instead.

6.  I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.

7.  That tutor in the Math Study Center did not want to solve my problems.

8.  I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.

9.  I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.

10. I was too busy studying. Oh wait, that's not a very good excuse.

 

 

 

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